I was planning on putting my idea forward for BiffSniff’s iPod Shuffle competition anyway, but the announcement of a second draw certainly encouraged me to do it sooner rather than later.
So here’s my version of events, I hope you like it (and if you haven’t put your own alternative up yet, why not?).
While I don’t want to go and explain the “joke”, this post by Damien should provide the context for the scenario, should it be needed.