That’s not a threat, or something hip and cool that some rapper might use as a brainless slogan to seem thoughtful, it’s a full-blown fact that has been proven through genuine scientific research (like the kind conducted by religions and Scientology… they even have it in their name, so the results must be reliable).
Test conducted by the world’s leading testers showed that those who failed to vote for Michael O’Connor Clarke in the Canadian Blog Awards had absolutely no chance of survival, and were certain to die in the short to long-term future as a result of any number of horrific (or otherwise) causes*.
So if you like living, I’d suggest you take every step possible to improve your chances of escaping an otherwise certain demise.
*Voters are not guaranteed complete survival; no refunds.